those Texas drivers

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 09-Aug-2005 21:51:27

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly
funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the
auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in
an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states
the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "OH SHIT!"

Only the states of Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama, West Virginia, and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"Hold my
beer and watch this."

Post 2 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 09-Aug-2005 23:21:48

Hahahahaha! Good ol' shitty Texan drivers...LMAO!

Post 3 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Wednesday, 10-Aug-2005 17:46:52

or how about hey your on my ass! I... Good one though.

Post 4 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Thursday, 11-Aug-2005 20:39:24

LOL!!!